Monday 25 June 2018

World Cup 2018 - Delicate Supermen, Predictable Germans and Lord Harry of Spottingham





The World Cup 2018

Some observations after two games

As the group stages of this year’s World Cup draw to a close here are some initial thoughts –

1.      England are doing better than many predicted.

Before the tournament began, I said that I thought we would at least get to the Quarter Finals. We have crossed the first hurdle by surviving the groups. I did not predict eight goals and some exciting free flowing football. This has sent all our expectations through the roof. And why not? After the doom and gloom of the last World Cup and the 2016 horror show against Iceland we all need something to lift the spirits. One commentator pointed out that after the first two games in 2014 England were packing their bags after losing both. We did of course lose to two previous winners – Italy and Uruguay. A certain Snr. Suarez had scored 31 league goals and picked almost every domestic award in sight. Tunisia and Panama were more manageable opposition. 

But let’s not be picky! We are in a strong position. By Thursday night, we will know how well England can mix it with the best. I do have a quiet tenner on Belgium to win the cup. Sir Harry Kane is rightly getting the glory. But I do have to point out some solid goalkeeping from Jordan Pickford against Panama when the game was on a knife edge at 6 – 0…

2.      International players are muscular but surprisingly delicate.

I     I remember the days when it was not unknown for players to have a quick ciggie at half time. Back in the sixties, the modern players would be showing off their rippling muscles in a circus. But for all that, that they are remarkably delicate. So on the one hand we have Mr Atlas Ronaldo and Mr Universe Shaquiri. 



      On the other we have Portugal’s Pepe who appears to be extremely fragile and to have a remarkably low pain threshold –


      One wonders how he would have coped on a muddy November quagmire against Norman Hunter or Johnny Morrissey. 

3.      Despite their delicate constitution many players are also skilled at all-in wrestling.

There was much talk about the treatment endured by Lord Harry Kane a the hands of Tunisia. Surviving a corner was like enduring an episode of Jeux Sans Frontiers when contestants were assaulted by an array of weird and wonderful monsters. But it isn’t only His Harryship who has had rough treatment. The Swiss showed similar skills against Serbia without even so mush as a tut tut from the VAR. This all seems like a bit if a contradiction. On the one hand players collapse if someone blows a kiss in their direction but if someone actually is a victim of a gang assault it barely merits and harsh word in the ear.

4.      Germany have not lost their age old skill of grabbing last minute goals. When they played Sweden on Saturday, I checked my phone and it was 1 – 1 at 90 mins. I sighed and said there was plenty of time for them to grab a winner. It brought barely a raised eyebrow when they did the inevitable. What is the bet that they now go on to win it. Ah but to do that they might have to get past Ingerland and King Harry who will grant himself royal permission to take all five penalties.

Friday 2 February 2018

Unsung Heroes (4) Alan Harper




'Gray up. Sharp up. Heath up. Now can Harper make it? Yes he can!!’

Thus went the commentary on 3rd March 1984 as Alan Harper finished off a great Everton move to score an unforgettable equaliser against Liverpool with just a few minutes to go. It is one of those moments that most Everton fans think of when we mention his name.


A similar moment came in the 1986 FA Cup Semi Final when he ran on to a Derek Mountfield pass to give Everton the lead against Sheffield Wednesday. That was a game in which he had come off the bench to replace the injured Trevor Steven. Coming off the bench was a feature of his career which is why his heroics are often unsung.

Alan was another of those Everton players who started life across Stanley Park at Liverpool. He failed to break into the first team there and joined Everton in 1983 just as Howard Kendall’s great team was coming together. He joined as a right back and it was unfortunate for him that Gary Stevens, one of Everton’s greatest all-time defenders soon made that position his own. As with many unsung heroes he also suffered from his own versatility. His ability in different positions meant that his main contribution was in covering for missing colleagues, often as substitute.

He still managed to chalk up 15 appearances in the great 1984/85 season – 5 as substitute. This rose to 30 in the 1985/86 season with 6 as substitute.

But his greatest contribution was in the 1986/87 season when the title was regained. I have to say that this was the most satisfying of league titles. Everton might have lacked the flowing style of the 1970 and 1985 sides. But they also suffered a series of injuries which ruled out key players for almost the whole season. It was a title won on the back of grit, determination and no little skill!  Never was there a greater need for a ‘utility player’. It felt like Harper played in most positions at different times.  He started 29 league games with 7 more as substitute. Whenever or wherever he played he gave 110% for the Everton cause.

The following quote sums up his dedication –

“Z Cars started playing on the PA and I heard the crowd roar. If I could bottle a moment and save it forever, then that’d be it.”

He was never a prolific striker but those he did score were as memorable as they were important. To the two mentioned above we have to add the spectacular 30 yard winner against Chelsea which edged us ahead of the Liverpool in the chase for the 1987 title – just a few moments after a brilliant Neville Southall save had thwarted the opposition at the other end!

Alan Harper is not often mentioned when we talk about the 1980s achievements. He is often overlooked – perhaps understandable alongside Reid, Gray, Sharp, Sheedy, Southall and Co. 

But those great teams would have all the less effective for his contribution. And this is why he deserves his place among the parade of unsung heroes!



Wednesday 27 December 2017

Unsung Heroes (3) Johnny Morrissey





‘Show him your arse alehouse!’
They were five words which I often heard from someone who stood near me in the Gwladys Street end from the mid to late 1960s. He wasn’t encouraging Johnny Morrissey in any literal way. In truth he was referring to the only part of Morrissey’s anatomy that most defenders saw as he sped away from them. 

Johnny Morrissey joined Everton from across Stanley Park at the start of the Championship winning 1962/63 season. According to the LFC History Website, he was sold for a ‘giveaway’ £10k without Bill Shankly’s knowledge or agreement. Shankly threatened to resign as a result! There’s a thought to ponder –


He went straight into Everton’s first team and scored in a 2 – 2 Draw against the reds at Goodison in September 1962. He quickly followed this up with a hat-trick against WBA in a 4 – 2 win. He scored a total of 7 goals as Everton took the title with a record 61 points. 

From 1966 he was a first team regular. He was known for his pace, crossing and a powerful shot. He was also known as a hard player – unusual for an outside left. Jackie Charlton had said that he kept a book where he listed players against whom he wanted to extract revenge. 

According to Colin Harvey, Morrissey clattered him in one match –

“We knew all about the so-called black book,” laughed Colin. “Johnny absolutely clattered Jackie one afternoon then went over to pick him up. As he bent over he muttered into his ear ‘you can put that in your ****ing book now!”


This led to the ‘alehouse’ nickname although he was universally known as Mogsy. But his toughness was combined with real skill. Colin Harvey again –

“He was an excellent crosser, with both feet. He would get up and down and put a good shift in every game. He was a real team player and when you put those qualities together you had a very good footballer.
“But he knew how to tackle, too!”

He famously scored the winning penalty against Leeds in the 1968 FA Cup Semi Final. His only previous penalty had been against Sunderland at the end of the 1966/7 Season when he was on his way to a hat-trick. He had volunteered because Alan Ball was suspended. Sadly, he was to be on the losing side in the final.
Two years later he got his second Championship medal, appearing in 41 of 42 games in that memorable season. One highlight was the coolest of strikes in the 3 – 2 away win at Wolves –
He also scored twice in the 6 – 2 destruction of Stoke City in November 1969.
His fortunes declined after 1970 along with many of his colleagues. He appeared 314 times for the Blues, scoring 50 goals. 
There are may great names associated with Everton in the 1960s – Ball, Young, Vernon, Harvey, Royle, Kendall. Johnny Morrissey deserves his place among them as another if not ‘unsung’ then certainly less-sung hero!


Saturday 16 December 2017

Unsung heroes (2) Peter Farrell




The 5 players who have made the most league appearances for Everton are –

1.       Neville Southall – 578
2.       Ted Sagar – 463
3.       Brian Labone – 451
4.       Dave Watson – 423
5.       Peter Farrell – 422

It is surprising that the player who comes in at number 5 is not often listed among the all time Everton greats. But it is fair to say that from the mid-40s to the mid-50s he was Mr Everton. He joined in 1946 from Shamrock Rovers together with Tommy Eglington. He was Captain from 1948 to 1957 when he left for Tranmere Rovers.

Interestingly one of his greatest Goodison moments was when he played for Ireland. On 21st September 1949 he scored for them as they beat England 2 – 0. This was England’s first ever defeat to 'foreign'opposition.

His years at Everton were not always easy. At the end of season 1950/1 we needed a point at Sheffield Wednesday to avoid relegation. There was to be no Wimbledon style escape as we crashed 0 – 6 and dropped to the old second division. Farrell remained as Captain. 

In March 1953 he scored as Everton lost 3 – 4 to Bolton in the FA Cup Semi Final. Bolton went on to lose to Stanley Matthews’ Blackpool in one of the all-time great finals. The following year, he famously led us back to the top, where of course, we have stayed ever since.

On February 18th 1956 he played his 400th game against Chelsea at Goodison in the 5th Round of the FA Cup. Appropriately, Farrell scored the only goal to send us into the quarter finals.  

Sadly he was never to see the glory days of the Catterick years but his loyalty and dedication certainly laid the foundation for the future.

Farrell is usually described as a right half, a right sided central midfielder. He also played as an inside forward. 

There is an interesting feature about him in the September 1957 Charles Buchan’s Football Monthly - see the cover above with a rather scary toffee lady! This includes the memorable line –

‘Peter has not the advantages of an athletic physique. He stands at 5 ft 8 ins, weighs 12 st 7 lbs. so is a rather portly figure.’

They don’t write like that anymore!

The article goes on to say –

‘But he amply compensates by his wonderful agility, supreme anticipation and an uncanny position sense that usually takes him to the right place at the right moment.’

Never a bigger Evertonian

The great Dave Hickson said of him –

 “Peter Farrell was the captain and there was never a bigger Evertonian than him. I think he felt partly responsible for the relegation and he was so happy when we were promoted again.”
Farrell himself said of the promotion –
“We have no star man. Our success has been due to all-round work as a team and with such a great bunch of colleagues, my job as captain has been made easy.”
Many would say that he was star man but not one who craved the limelight.
For the record he played a total of 453 games scoring 17 goals.
I never had the chance to see him play. But from his records, character and achievements we can truly say that he is an Everton great.


Monday 11 December 2017

A strange Derby - when the reds just kept on giving...

The Anfield Derby is the game that I look forward to the least. It feels like, in recent years Everton have turned up, been roundly thrashed, and then tried to get back to business. In truth we have ground out a few draws in the 18 years since we last managed a win. But a couple of 0 - 4 defeats and a 1 – 3 last season remain painful memories.

I actually felt more on edge yesterday than I might have done a few weeks ago. Following the hammering at Southampton, the Derby seemed like a dark shadow on the horizon. The worst seemed inevitable. We have then had three good wins, some encouraging performances and a new management team. It was a very dim glimmer of hope but a glimmer nonetheless. The glimmer was joined by a raised eyebrow with the news that Klopp had left out Coutinho and Firmino. An early Christmas gift?

As ever, I did not enjoy a single minute of the game itself. To be honest Liverpool were all over us. It was clearly part of the plan, to let them have the bulk of possession, to hang on in here and try and catch them on the break. The problem was that you actually need to have the ball for at last a few seconds for this to work.

Salah scored his obligatory goal and it began to feel like a matter of time before others followed. But it didn’t happen. We defended well – for a change. Pickford actually had very little to do. 

But most of all, Klopp & Co were remarkably generous. The gifts kept on coming. Mane found himself needing simply to pass the ball to his right, to guarantee Salah a tap in for number 2. He decided to go for glory. Klopp took the in form Salah off with the game still finely balanced, in score if not possession. Then the ever willing Lovren decided to shove Calvert-Lewin in the back when he was going away from the goal.

Rooney did not need a second invitation to almost send the goal into Stanley Park.

Klopp was clearly angry and his press conference will live long in the memory.

'But obviously we can have a test now to see who thinks it was a penalty. Hands up if you thought it was...three? What, everyone? Then I am really wrong obviously..'

But the reality is that Everton were organised and committed in defence. 

And Liverpool showered us with gifts for which we will be forever grateful.


Sunday 19 November 2017

Unsung Heroes (1) - Sandy Brown



The is the first in a series of posts about some of Everton's heroic players who don't always receive the praise that they deserve.

Mention the words ‘own goal’, to any football fan from the sixties and they will immediately think – Sandy Brown. Mention the name Sandy Brown to any football fan from the sixties and they will immediately think ‘own goal’. It is a remarkable that an entire career can be compressed into one moment from a poor Everton performance in an otherwise glorious season. For many reasons I don't intend to mention to game, the opposition or the score!

I have written before about my first visit to Goodison.


The experience was unforgettable, unlike the game itself! My second game was a far more heart stopping experience. On Wednesday 23d November 1966 we were at home to Real Zaragoza in the European Cup Winners Cup. Everton had lost the first leg in Spain 0 -2 and took a second half lead. There followed an all-out assault on the Zaragoza goal which failed to produce a second. Everton single goal was scored by … Sandy Brown. A few weeks earlier he had scored in a 3 – 1 win against Liverpool, a fact overshadowed by a stunning brace from Alan Ball. In 251 games for the blues he netted 11 goals.  I remember a game against Ipswich in 1969 in which Everton were struggling after a controversial ‘hand of God’, goal from Crawford had put Ipswich ahead, and Alan Ball had missed a penalty. A point was rescued by a 25 yard drive from Brown.

Such was Sandy’s versatility that he became known, unfortunately as a ‘utility player’, which gave the impression that he was jack of all trades but a master of none. In fact, he did play in almost all positions during the Catterick years. He operated very effectively as a defensive midfielder. Ivan Ponting wrote in his 2014 obituary - ‘Catterick sometimes deployed him as a shield in front of the back four, typically when facing West Ham, as he was adept at cutting off passes to Geoff Hurst and Martin Peters’. Bearing in mind the damage that those two players did to West Germany, this was no mean feat. 


When called upon, he took over at the heart of the defence



It is tempting to say he could play in every position except in goal but this is not correct. He did in fact play in goal against Newcastle in 1967 after Gordon West was sent off.

And he could also look after himself. Most memorably he was sent off in the 4th minute of the infamous 1 – 1 draw against Leeds in December 1964 for punching Johnny Giles. This was the famous game in which the referee took both teams off the pitch for 10 minutes in what became known as the Battle of Goodison.


It is ironic that the season that saw him establish himself in the left back position was the League Winning 1969/70 during which he scored that own goal.

But for me there was far more to Sandy Brown than one misdirected diving header. He was a tough but talented and memorably loyal player.

A truly unsung hero.





Monday 30 October 2017

Much needed nostalgia - my most memorable Everton moments



I recently saw a post on a Beatles tribute page on which someone had ranked every song they ever released in order of preference – that is over 300 songs! You have to admire that level of obsessive devotion. So I have set myself the more realistic task of ranking my top 20 Everton games. We certainly need some nostalgia to lift the spirits!

This is my very subjective list and is influenced by many factors including age, recollection and whether I was actually at the game. For example the match that would top many people’ list is only at 4 because I was on my way to Heathrow and listening to it on the radio! I have watched that game many times since but there is nothing quite like being there!

So here we go –

20. v Liverpool 3 – 0 9th September 2006.
I was in France. I told my wife that I had had a dream that we won 3 – 0 and Cahill scored the first goal. I thought of phoning home to put a tenner on it. Never did! I was dancing round the pool when the third goal went in but also a bit gutted. This was the game that coined the song – ‘Reina’s drops keep falling on my head’.

19. v Fiorentina 2 – 0 12th March 2008. This is the only game on the list, that ultimately ended in disappointment. We were down 2 – 0 from the first leg and fought back brilliantly to level things – mainly due to a magnificent run and shot from Arteta. It was one of those ‘Goodison is rocking’ nights. Sadly, a penalty shoot saw us exit the Europa cup but with more fight and skill than we are likely to see in the current campaign.

18. v Stoke City 6 - 2 18th October 1969.
This was a memorable day in so many ways. We were now beginning to believe that Ball, Kendall, Harvey & Co would win the title. Stoke were dismantled in one of the most stunning performances from what, to me, was Everton’s best ever team. I went home in great spirits to discover that my dad had bought Abbey Road. A thumping win and a first time listen to a classic album.

17. v Coventry City 1 – 1 10th May 2008. I spent the night with Gareth Farrelly in 2015. We were sleeping out at Goodison for homelessness and set up our sleeping bags in the Park End. I couldn’t resist telling him that we were right by where I was sitting when he had his ‘moment’ for Everton. He is a lovely guy (now a lawyer) and took it in great spirit. His goal was the highlight of a poor game and shocking season but the sense of relief and celebration was only matched by another game which is higher up the list.

16. v Man Utd 3 – 1 19th August 1967. United were the newly crowned champions and were to win the European Cup in May 1968. They were simply taken apart by Everton’s young guns. A game in which the mighty Alex Young and Alan Ball combined produce a display that still sends chills. Alex Young’s goal remains one of the best I can remember.

15. v Liverpool 1 – 0 4th February 2009 (FAC replay). This was a poignant game for me as I had lost my dad a week earlier. The game itself was not memorable but that one moment when Dan Gosling netted the winner at the end of extra time will never be forgotten. For many different reasons I was shamelessly hugging and kissing a complete stranger at the end!

14. v Sunderland 4 -1 6th April 1985. Two of the best headed goals I’ve ever seen, from Andy Gray followed by the pass of the season from Bracewell to Steven who nearly bust the net from a tight angle. Nothing more to say!

13. v Leicester City 7 – 1 30th November 1968. It is hard to believe that Joe Royle was only 19 as he demolished Leicester with a glorious hat trick. We thought that this would be our championship season but had to wait another year for that.

12. v  Arsenal 2 – 1 19th October 2002. Arsenal were virtually unbeatable and seemed to be on their way to routine win until Radzinski equalised before half time. This set the scene for a certain 16 year old to come off the bench and score the winning goal that has probably been replayed more than any other. Remember the name?

11. v Liverpool 2 – 0 21st November 1994. We had had one of our worst ever starts to a season. These were the days of Mike Walker and following the miraculous 3 – 2 win over Wimbledon in May we had gone into this season with a mixture of tentative optimism and sheer terror. The latter seemed to have prevailed. Walker had been sacked and this was Joe Royle’s first game at the helm. The rest of the story belongs to Duncan Ferguson who become a hero the moment his head made contact with Andy Hinchcliffe’s corner (not for the last time that season). Paul Rideout then added a second shortly afterwards. A Derby win is always welcome but Duncan’s explosive arrival makes this one particularly sweet!


10. v Wimbledon 3 – 2 7th May 1994 – see above.  This began as the most miserable of days as Wimbledon raced to a 2 – 0 lead due to a penalty and an own goal! It did not help the atmosphere that there was no Park End. A Stewart penalty, a stunning shot from Horne and a glorious shot (ahem) for Stewart’s second guaranteed safety and saved Mike Walker’s reign for a few months.

9. v Arsenal 0 – 0 12th November 1966 My first ever visit to Goodison. A dull 0 – 0 Draw that changed my life. (link)

8. v Watford 2 – 0 19th May 1984 (FA Cup Final). When we had won the league title in 1970 there was a belief that we would go on to rule the world for years to come. We would never have believed that it would have taken 14 years until the next silverware arrived. This trophy saw the start of four glorious seasons under Howard Kendall. Who can forget the moment Andy Gray headed the ball, Steve Sherwood (and a double decker bus had one been in the way) into the back of the Watford net.

7. v Manchester United 5 – 0 27th October 1984. This, for me, was the game that sent a message to the world that Everton were now the dominant force in English football. United were simply demolished and there was now no real doubt who would end the season as champions.

6. v Coventry City 6 – 0 November 26th 1977. The underrated David Thomas took the ball half the length of the pitch. He crossed it to the far post. Latchford met it on the volley for Everton’s 6th and his own hat trick. This was simply one of those games where everything went right. It was also the season in which Latchford memorably scored 30 goals to win a £10k prize. Cheap at the price?

5. v Chelsea 5 – 2 28th March 1970. This was long before the days of the Abramovich money. But Chelsea were a good side. They finished 3rd in the league and beat Leeds in a memorable FA Cup Final replay. But they simply could not live with Everton. Howard Kendall had scored the first before half the crowd had finished their last minute trip to the loo. We were still rubbing our eyes when Alan Ball added a second. Everton were 5 – 0 up with half an hour to go before relaxing and allowing Chelsea to score 2 late consolation goals. Two wins later, the league was won but the celebrations began on this beautiful spring Saturday.

4. v Bayern Munich 3 – 1 24th April 1985 (ECWC Semi Final). This would appear at the top of most peoples’ lists. It is certainly the greatest game that I have ever missed. I was on my way to the airport on my way to Vienna, who Everton would coincidently, play in the final. But to listen to the second half goals on the radio and to watch the highlights many times over still places this match almost at the top!

3. v Sheffield Wednesday 3 – 2 14th May 1966 (FAC Final). I was 10 on the day of this game. My interest in football was half hearted and I lived in a household of reds. This memorable come back was followed by the World Cup, the arrival of Alan Ball and my first trip to Goodison. By the end of the year, my life was changed forever.

2. v WBA 2 – 0 1st April 1970. This game was played on a school night. Me and my mate Iggy rushed home, got changed and then went straight to Goodison which was packed to the rafters an hour before kick off. A group of us had gathered in the Gwladys Street  End for every home game since 1967. There was a raised section which meant that those as small as me could see. There was no space at all in our usual ‘spec’. So we decided to throw ourselves in with the crowd behind the goal. I saw very little of the game. I jumped, danced and sang as Alan Whittle and Colin Harvey netted the goals the secured the title. At the final whistle I was carried towards the pitch by the crowd. I got stuck and had to be rescued by the St Johns Ambulance volunteers. I didn’t care. This was and remains, my greatest Goodison moment!

1. v Spurs 4 – 1 9th April 1995 (FAC Semi Final). It does seem ironic that my greatest Everton game was in Leeds of all places. We had reached the semi final against the odds. Spurs were the huge favourites and the media were desperate to see a Spurs v Man Utd Final. Me and my son were there long before kick off. Due to a stroke of genius from those who allocated the tickets, Everton had all three sides of Elland Road. The Spurs fans had the main stand which made them appear to be strangely remote. Such was the electricity of the atmosphere that no one could have stood in our way that day. Two late goals from Amokachi guaranteed a stunning victory – ‘the greatest substitution I’ve never made’ said Joe Royle after the game. ‘All Together Now!’

So there we have it. I cannot imagine any other fans which will have a list which exactly matches this!


I would love to hear the views of others….